It was strange that he could not remember. It was only yesterday

He held his head and shut his eyes tightly. Grass – a blue shy, and blonde hair – but who was that girl?

With petals for lips, her beauty was stunning for her boyfriend.

“Yes, for my boyfriend”. With that, she jumped off the cliff into the sea of what looked like acid but it turned out to be

Vinegar; which is not as bad as acid but nonetheless painful on the eyes.

Unlike acid, however, it does attract flies and this seen became painfully obvious.

“What are we supposed to do with so [many] flies? “ He thought for a moment and then he got an idea!

Without wasting a second, he poured glue all over the road. Then he crept into the bushes, lit a fresh cigarette, and just waited.

Soon, the werewolf would come. And then...oh boy, would he get it.

Paws thudded through the undergrowth as a black shape flashed through the forest. Blood, he smelled.

Or was it ketchup? He always seemed to get those two confused. Oh well.

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